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Our Grand Reopening is coming soon!

If we don't stop the steaming piles of stupid that continue to intentionally erode our nation, we'll lose both our shorts and pants.

We are working very hard on the new version of shortsshortsshorts.com. It will bring a lot of new features and enhancements that we know you'll love. Stay tuned!


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